Google Craziness

When searching on google for kumiko pillow, my site comes up as about number 9. The description of the site as it appears on google is

... Of course it could have been the power of Kumiko's magic massage ... She sits next to the pillow (sometimes right on the the pillow next to my face) and screams and ...

I really want to see the face of the person who excitedly clicks on that link to find that "Kumiko's magic massage" is referring to a trip to the mountains where a friend hurt his knee and Kumiko massaged it for him, and that the "person" who was "sitting next to the pillow (sometimes right on the pillow next to my face) and screaming" was actually Guri, and that was from an entirely unrelated story.

I am making a mental note that the best way optimize a web-site for google, is to include a blog that talks about as many different topics as possible. And make sure that any single phrase in the body of the blog, has wild meaning when taken out of context in connection with any other phrase on that page.

Other great search phrases (not necessarily google) that have caused people to stumble onto my site in the last 12 days,and really make you think twice about the true value of the Internet include those below. I didn't have the time or inclination to find out what my ranking is on most of them. I assume it's pretty low, and it really amazes me that people didn't find what they were looking for before they came to my site. But anyway...

i stepped on her
attractive transsexual
shinjuku strip club
cave for rent
apealing websites (no suprise there)
lavender underwear (I'm #7)
fish that change from male to female natuarlly (I'm #1 BABY!!???!!?)
cairo naked massage
shaving habits of french people

The total offerings collected by my church here in (actually way outside of) Tokyo was about $49,500 for this year. I am just curious as to what the yearly offerings are back home at St John's. I can't say that I had never noticed before how huge and wasteful the church building seems... the heating costs alone must be an enormous waste, but I notice it even more after being in Japan for so long and being exposed to the fact that people don't really need huge cavernous houses and churches and offices. I'm sure they're not rolling in money either, and that the pastors wouldn't mind a little raise... I know that it is not only based on the offerings of the congregation, but still recognizing that the money given is wasted on something like having a "cool" church building must make one want to give less. I wonder how many years it would take to break even if the church paid to have that huge high celieng covered with some tiles at normal ceiling height. And I'm just talking about visible savings to the congregations budget., not environamental savings.

Of course the church here has the same high ceiling, and it's the only building around that is like that. It's (not?) funny how they try so very hard to make it as "American" as possible.

In case you haven't yet, you should check out the spiffy cool new design I set up for my little sister's site. It's getting to be depressing that I make everyone elses site look good, and mine is just... well....