Why?

No time to write tonight because I was at work late because I didn't get to finish my work because I was on the Yahoo Messenger (because the phone is too expensive to USA) because my mom was trying to find a cheap airplane ticket for my sister to go from Fukuoka to USA in April because she is going to see a friend get married because the friend is in love because the guy is a stud. But any way I was calling around to travel agencies because my mom was going to buy a ticket that was outrageously expensive because it was in US dollars and because of the crappy exchange rate. I found one cheaper because I am great. I hope my sister buys the cheap one because she can use the rest of the money to buy my birthday gift, or to go to school in Sweden wich I would also like because I would go visit her, which would be cool because I used to study Swedish, and it is actually my second best language behind Japanese, because I havn't really studied German since high-school, because the Swedish girlfriend was from Sweden and not Germany.

I shouldn't write this, so as not to offend mom, but I think it is too funny, and if she can think the "Danm Beer" is cute for a kid, I am old enought to write this.

Last week a visitor came to my site from a search engine after searching for shiting pictures. Thats not funny, its just sick. But they must have been real excited when they saw the excerpt the search engine had from that page in the archive. Once again, the excerpts are from totally different entries, but taken out of context...

bastish.net
... (oops, I mean shiting) on my keyboard. ... Anyway, I took some pictures of her in the can, and in the end wound up getting some of the best pictures of Guri ever. ...
http://www.bastish.net/rememberwhen/000412.html - 30k - Cached - Similar pages

by the way, the pictures were of Guri in a pringles can.