Hatching an evil plot

I often see the birds whispering to each other, looking up at me, and making a strange bird-laugh noise. Today I figured out what they are saying. Shortly after some suspicious activity such as you see in this photo, they both flew up to perch on my monitor. Awii made three sharp whistles, and on the third, they both pooped, simultaneously, so that it would slowly dribble down the screen. Immediately they took off, flying circles around the room laughing and screeching.

This photo is supposed to be a treat for Tomoe to look at from work, but I'm sorry to say that she will not get a chance to play with the birds again because I have locked them in the cage FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!!!

Who's laughing now guys?