Barefoot

This is what I wer to the rice field. Once there I take them off. I only get flack for going barefoot around here. In the rice field they tell me that I will be stung by a bug that once stung someone a few years ago, and there is chance that it could kill me, but there is just as much likelihood of getting my hand stuck in the combine if I were to use one. In the bamboo field they say I will get bitten by a snake. In the street they say I will step on glass. In the house they say I will make the floor dirty... Women got their freedom from bras thirty years ago, why can't a guy just enjoy freedom from shoes?